The Archives

2015

22 Apr Swift Makes Programming Easy!
3 Feb Tabs vs. Spaces: A Treatise

2014

15 Jul Thoughts on Swift
29 May Modeling States and Transitions in Relational Databases
25 May Clojure: A Retrospective

2013

20 Aug Women, Programming, and Limitations

2012

31 Jul Chick-Fil-A: A Bedtime Story
16 Jan Ready Player One: Twilight For Nerds

2011

2010

2 Nov Hallowe’en
6 Sep Blasphemy
8 Aug Good Dick Is a Painful Experience
23 May Home
21 May And Now For Something Completely Different
16 Apr What Does Wikipedia Have to Do With Kanye?
15 Apr A Dream Out of a Franz Kafka Novel
21 Mar The iPad is Stupid, and So Are You
24 Feb Wristcutters: A Love Story
17 Feb Dr. Jekyll and Monkey Robot
12 Feb A Titillating Post

2009

7 Nov Starf*cker
5 Nov I Am Reading I Am Charlotte Simmons
24 Oct Sucking on Psychedelics
13 Oct Killing Your Darlings
31 Jul On Blogging
30 Jun I Don’t Get Twitter
29 May Why I Don’t Allow Comments (Anymore)
17 Apr Let’s Teabag America
7 Apr Warcraft and Reality
4 Apr Adventureland
31 Mar Brief Thoughts On the Short Story
17 Mar Facebook, My Favorite Mistake
25 Feb Coffee
19 Feb Cereal
11 Feb Wistful Wanderer
10 Feb Star Wars and Literature
5 Feb Copyright Ruins Everything
3 Feb Pogs
30 Jan The 100% Perfect Girl (Or, Reflections on a Sunny Afternoon on a Park Bench)
30 Jan The Physics of Inner Peace
14 Jan The Beginning of the Future of Capitalism

2008

2 Dec On Emo, and the Evolution of Music
24 Nov 24: Redemption
23 Nov Nondeterministic Santa Machine
2 Nov 5 Steps to a Great Halloween 2009
2 Nov This is Why I Vote
1 Nov Special Effects and the “Modern” World
19 Oct Algorithms Analysis
7 Oct Wake Me Up When September Ends
29 Sep Uggs Redux
28 Sep I Don’t Remember VBScript
27 Sep On Being Vegetarian
25 Sep Dreamcatcher
17 Sep Tomato What?
14 Sep What Would Kurt Cobain Endorse?
3 Aug Kraft® EasyItalian
28 Jul What We Are, What We Want
26 Jul iPhone Redux
12 Jul You Guys Get the New iPhone Yet?
29 Jun Sad Facebook is Sad
29 May GNU Screen Revisited
27 May Why I’m (Probably) Leaving the Mac
29 Apr A Letter to BSG
27 Apr Michael 1, Apple 0
16 Apr An Inside Look at the Sorority
11 Apr Web Technologies on the Desktop
31 Mar Book Dedication
13 Mar Spaghetti Nodes
9 Mar Popeyes Redux
4 Mar Functional Programming in Python
21 Feb Popeyes
31 Jan Cool Cats

2007

29 Nov I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for…Screen?
1 Nov Exfoliating Bodywash
15 Oct A Musical Inspiration
9 Oct Filesharing
17 Aug And That’s a Wrap
9 Jul A Few Trivial Observations
28 Jun Washing Windows
23 May Back at Bucknell (Almost)
14 May Obligatory Summer Post
28 Apr Throttling YouTube
16 Mar Dark Angel
9 Mar Readings

2006

9 Aug On Being Gay
8 Aug Stop Ruining My Operating System!
19 Jul The University of Melbourne and the Seven Dwarfs
12 Jul Famous Faces
3 Jul I Want to Go to China (or Japan)
23 Jun What Do You Think You’re Doing?
15 Jun The Gift of Giving
7 Jun Pragmatic Optimism
16 May You’re Invited!
25 Apr I Can’t Wear Them If They’re Wrinkled
26 Mar Breaking Free From the Chains of AIM
27 Feb A High-Tech Solution to a Low-Tech Problem
23 Feb I Know Printouts are Free, But…
21 Feb I Hate Conformity
16 Feb All Quiet on the Western Front
9 Jan Clem’s BBQ

2005

23 Dec Roundhouse Kick
19 Dec I’ve Been Checking Car Trunks For Your Body…
10 Nov Quit Whining, You Alkies
1 Nov Working Over the End of Daylight Saving Time
20 Oct How Much Television Will Your Children Watch?
11 Oct Telemarketers Really Grind My Gears
5 Oct The Cafeteria Really Grinds My Gears
6 Sep An Apt Name
25 Aug Welcome to the Fall Semester!
15 Aug Walken for Pres?
6 Aug Sean Kelton and His Ride to Spider Solitaire Stardom
1 Aug But Why’s the Rum Gone?
22 Jul Library Melodies
17 Jul Introducing Monkey Robot 2.0
5 Jul Mandarin Oranges
1 Jul Where’ve You Been?
14 Jun You Just Assumed I Meant Michael Jackson.
8 Jun The Price of Gasoline
3 Jun Me vs. Public Safety
18 May Earn a Master’s Degree?
14 May Combos
6 May Little League Baseball
29 Apr BUCC’s Animal Rights BBQ
26 Apr What Do We Want? Change Machines! When Do We Want Them? Now!
24 Apr Top Ten Albums of the 90s
22 Apr Helvetica == Arial?
18 Apr Room Selection
15 Apr Squealing Girls
14 Apr I Might Not See the Morning Sun Today
12 Apr What’s Michael Taking Next Semester?
10 Apr Pump Your Gas, Miss?
5 Apr Singing in the Shower
3 Apr Rain
28 Mar Latest News on the Great Roommate Debacle of 2004-2005
23 Mar Things I Don’t Like Much Right Now
20 Mar Business as Usual on Capitol Hill
15 Mar Don’t Step On My Blue Suede Shoes
8 Mar MGMT 101
6 Mar The Science of the Fraternity
3 Mar The 2005 Bucknell Toilet Paper Summit
27 Feb “Offline” vs. “Off the Internet”
24 Feb Slash vs. Backslash
14 Feb The Most Maligned Holiday of the Year
13 Feb Are Those Cloves?
10 Feb The Fallacy of Composition: An Illustrated Primer
3 Feb Ringing in My Ears
1 Feb A Surprise Visit From a Young Blonde Girl
29 Jan Duck Hunt
22 Jan LOL
18 Jan Cleaning Out the Microwave
15 Jan Life of Crime
8 Jan Movies of 2004
4 Jan Pop Culture and the Meaning of Life
1 Jan The Obligatory New Year's Day 2005 Post™

2004

30 Dec WoW
25 Dec Ho Ho Ho, Meeeeeerrrry Christmas!
23 Dec Trivial Pursuit
22 Dec All Quiet on the Western Front
18 Dec Home For a Month
15 Dec Too Much Stress
13 Dec Locked Out
11 Dec What Am I Going to Do With All This Room?
6 Dec Waterproof Shoes
2 Dec I Feel Sick
1 Dec Out of Shape
27 Nov A Random Story Involving a Hook and Jesus
26 Nov The Lewisburgian’s Guide to Avoiding the Fuzz While Still Having Fun
25 Nov O Modest Mouse, How I Love Thee
20 Nov Just a One-Fingered Victory Salute
17 Nov Registration, Work, and Being (More) Studious
14 Nov Just Another Weekend
13 Nov A Political Plea
11 Nov Trapped in the Library
9 Nov Visions of Fall in Lewisburg
8 Nov Interrobang
7 Nov Solitaire Theory
6 Nov Updates, Roommates, and Surprise Visitors
3 Nov Decision ’04
1 Nov Halloween Shenanigans
28 Oct Pi
25 Oct When Good Pop Stars Go Bad
24 Oct Monkey Robot Presidential Endorsement
22 Oct Fall Break 2004
20 Oct Boots
19 Oct Fahrenheit 9/11
18 Oct Burritos on a Budget
17 Oct Ferris Bueller, Mario, and a Bit of Fine Orchestra
16 Oct What Do You Think?
15 Oct Vodkapundit, Idiocy, and Indecision 2004
14 Oct Pastels and Productivity
12 Oct Smoking in the Boys’ Room
10 Oct Why Viruses Suck
8 Oct The Single-Serving Cereal Container Black Market
6 Oct To Catch a Squirrel
3 Oct Showering Schedules
2 Oct Dave!
30 Sep Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Rock Band
26 Sep A Night of Fun and Enlightenment
25 Sep The History of Monkey Robot
21 Sep Modern Technology and Society
20 Sep Artistic Merit
19 Sep Hurricane Ivan and the Flood of ’04
13 Sep Crocheted Hats and Polo Shirts
5 Sep Lights, Camera, Action!
2 Sep Pst… Hey… Want a Chipwich?
30 Aug I Couldn’t Live Without Food
27 Aug Back to School
16 Aug Disney Romance
12 Aug It’s Just the Cleaning Ladies
8 Aug A Night in the Haunted Hotel
5 Aug Technology: Great When It Works, Horrible When It Doesn’t