I’m all out of soap, so yesterday, The Cate lent me her body wash. It’s “Caress Tahitian Renewal”, and it smells like pomegranate. It “gently exfoliates and luxuriously moisturizes to smooth [my] skin.” My skin felt oh-so-smooth after my shower, and now I’m thinking about picking some up at CVS. On the one hand, I feel like it would violate my masculine integrity; but on the other hand, I say fuck it, it’s exfoliating.