November 2nd 2008 5 Steps to a Great Halloween 2009

  1. Get really, really good at the guitar, and learn every Nirvana song by heart.
  2. Dye my hair blond and grow some stubble.
  3. Find a lanky bass player.
  4. Dress up in torn jeans and flannel.
  5. Hold a rockin’ concert!

If nothing else, I’ll finally have a use for my old clothes from middle school.