March 15th 2005 Don’t Step On My Blue Suede Shoes
Some of the more frequent readers of Monkey Robot may remember that a few months back, I was trolling for donations for new shoes. You cheapskates only coughed up $9, but I wanted you all to know that today, I finally got a new pair of shoes. I got them at Wal-Mart, and they only cost me $14.62. I’m not a big fan of Wal-Mart ordinarily, but they do have cheap shoes, and that’s what I was looking for, since as a college student I have no money, and you’re all too cheap to send donations (except for Lisa Koedding and Emily McDonald, bless their hearts). Anyhoo, my new shoes are blue and made of suede leather–so don’t step on ’em!